5:15 pm, Wednesday 30th December 2015

Personal hygiene

In an escorts time, clients personal hygiene is a subject which is raised often. 

Our Escorts always ensure they are sweet smelling, fresh and clean for every booking. Dressed to impress, looking their best and appealing to the client they are about to see. 

As clients you wouldn’t want an escort to visit you turning up in her cleaning gear who hadn't made an effort with her appearance and with a slight body odour to add to the allure! So escorts deserve the same appealing, clean and fresh etiquette from clients that is expected of them.

We hear stories of very unsavoury clients answering the door and expecting some loving time with an escort.  It is a regular gripe with escorts so we ask all clients to use their time whilst waiting for the girl of their dreams to arrive to prepare themselves.

Preparation is key

As we all know first impressions count so once you have made a booking through the agency, you will be given an approximate arrival time, use this time to freshen up, shave, shower and be as clean as you can be. 

Fresh smelling breath is a great start,  smooth and freshly shaven it ooks nice smells nice and feels nice.  if your face is rough like a scouring pad don’t expect to be able to rub up close and personal!  Face to face contact is a loving act, a kiss on the cheek, a snuggle up close. escorts love a freshly shaven face to stroke and caress so you are missing out being all scratchy!.  

Handle with care

If you are not used to handling a woman, just ease up a little and think ‘gentle’, another common complaint from escorts is that some guys are rough, often this is not intentional and usually down to inexperience with women and some guys just get carried away in the moment.

We are not asking you to have a manicure although that would be a lovely thing to do when wanting to impress a woman.  We understand that hard labour type jobs mean your hands cannot be a soft as a babbies bottom but long, scratchy and un kept fingernails cause a lot of issues. Please do your best to keep your fingernails as trim as possible. A snag to an expensive pair of silk stockings or a slinky dress that she has worn just for you will not make her ecstatic to be with you.  Even worse a scratch on the skin or in an intimate area with a rough dirty fingernail has issues of infection and is not very pleasant at all.

Fingernails are known carriers of dirt and germs so the risk of bacteria being passed from one to another is increased with the length of your nails. So guys keep your nails short and clean please! Clean hands and fingernails are always appreciated. 

Our escorts make a lot of effort to look nice for you so please do the same and take good care when cuddling the girl of your dreams!

Fresh breath

Did you know the tongue alone carries up to 40,000 bacteria, so to ensure that good oral hygiene is observed, brush your tongue as well as your teeth. Most people do not recognise the importance of this as the tongue is where the bad odours come from not always as most people think the teeth.

Homely and welcoming

We know some guys are from Mars and don't understand basic household cleaning, and note we said SOME because we have many clients who know how to get the best time and will have a welcoming clean home to meet the escort of their choice.  Don't get us wrong we do not expect you to be OCD on the cleaning front and wear yourself out dusting and hoovering, just a little thought put in before hand will ensure you a much better time.  Put your escort at ease showing her that you are a nice guy who has put a little thought into the meeting  of a lovely lady. We hear many stories of escorts arriving to clients homes that are unclean and unsavoury with bins overflowing, bad smells, dirty underwear on the floor, used tissues on the bedside cabinet. Escorts will always appreciate a little cleanliness, simple little things like clean towels in the bathroom and clean linen in the bedroom go a long way.

Pets

If you have pets, it is only good manners and considerate to check if the escort is comfortable around them.  You may love your little pussy or doggy but not everyone is an animal or pet lover. Should an escort or any visitor to your home have allergies this could have serious consequences for them medical and financial, involving time off work and a loss in earnings.  The fragrance of wet dog or a cat litter tray are not the most alluring and will not add to the ambience of your evening.  Put poochy or moggy in another room and a little deodorising spray or air freshener can be a welcoming solution.

No-one likes to be put in a situation where they are uncomfortable in any surroundings or when getting close to someone on a personal level, if you want the full service experience that an escort has to offer respect the rules of hygiene and etiquette when making a booking with an Escort and a good time will be had by all.

Those who do not feel they should wash before making a booking should not expect a great encounter. 

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